03.30.2006 - 11:47 p.m.
On the news tonight they said someone found a garbage bag on the beach. They cut it open and, of course, there was a body in there. They're trying to find out "who it belongs to."
"Hey, alright, whose body is this? Anyone missing a body? C'mon, speak up. Hey, you, the floating invisible consciousness in the back. I know it's yours. What? How do I know? Everybody else here already has a body, that's how! You're not foolin' anybody, pal."
