remember last year.....

02.06.2006 - 9:08 p.m.

Listening to the radio today and I heard a piece of prose so wonderful I just had to mention it. Shane Company commercial. You know, your friend in the diamond business? And he's talking about how you're going to wait until the last minute to gracious enough to look at you naked (my wording) something for Valentines Day like you always do. A stop at the sweet shop for some chocolates. And then he unleashes this gem: "Remember last year when they were out of chocolate hearts and you had to get the marzipan?" Marzipan. Whoever wrote that script should get a fucking bonus. Marzipan. Awesome.

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