06.22.2005 - 1:30 a.m.
I had to deliver some pizza to Abercrombie and Fitch today. This is the only situation in which I would ever set foot in an Abercrombie and Fitch, because man, that place is DOUCHE CENTRAL. In fact the only term that comes to mind when I think of guys wearing polo shirts with the collar turned up is douche. It's so fitting. Anyway, I was surprised how similar the actual Abercombie is to the sketch on MadTV. I thought to make comedy you actually had to do some type of exaggeration. Apparently I was wrong.
