I like how we get one sunny afternoon, not all day, just an afternoon, and on the news they say, "Nice day today, but changes could be on the way." Okay, does it really qualify as "changes" if we've had three months of rain with little splotches of sun here and there, and then today it's sunny for a couple of hours and tomorrow it rains again? How is that a change? IT'S BEEN RAINING FOR THREE FUCKING MONTHS!

Fucking Portland.