Hey, I came up with a new drinking game for your imbibing pleasure. It's called "That's Not News!" and here's how it works. You turn on your local Fox station for their nightly broadcast at 10 (9 Central and Mountain), and for every story they do that doesn't remotely qualify as news (last night here in Portland we got to hear about a kid that got stuck in a tree and low rise jeans being marketed to teens -- and that was in the first twenty minutes! Of course this is in a time where we're involved in a war in Iraq and there's an upcoming presidential election) you take a shot. By then end of the news you'll be good and drunk. Shit, most nights you'll be soused before the weather!