You know what would be scary? If coyotes were four or five inches tall, but they were hyper intelligent and they're everywhere. Like little furry cockroaches with very sharp teeth. But more like little dogs. Like if wild dogs and cockroaches has offspring that were hyperintelligent, but were really nothing like cockroaches except for their plentifulness, and perhaps their tenacity. Yeah.

The horror.

Good luck sleeping tonight with that on your mind.