Okay, I did have one more thing to bitch and ramble about. Sorry to give you the impression you were off the hook. This is a quick one though. Yesterday I was at work and it was slow and boring, so I was reading the Willamette Week (local weekly newspaper) and I'm flipping through the cover story article, I turn the page and I'm reading, and suddenly it feels like I forgot something. Like there was something I should be obsessed about, something I should be thinking about, but I can't exactly place it. There's something on my mind, but I don't know what it is. So I flip the page back to see if I can remind myself of whatever it was I forgot, and when I flipped it back this is what I saw.

I hadn't even really paid attention to this ad, just saw it for a second as I flipped to the next page, but that thing I was thinking about that I couldn't quite place was cigarettes! Motherfuckers.