Dear wacky Christians:

I was just watching your channel. The one with the bad singing and the mullets and the empty headed fools looking at the sky and crying. What's up? You guys are really a special kind of crazy. I can't comprehend having complete faith in anything, let alone an unknown like "God," and more specifically whatever interpretation of "God" whatever religion you are a part of adheres to. It's all fairy tale to me, but for you believer types isn't it more difficult than you make it seem to be able to fully and wholeheartedly say, "Yes, this interetation of the god story seems like the correct one to me, yessiree bob." And how likely is it, really, that your parents just happened to beling to the one correct religion, lucky you! But I digress. The point I was getting at is that your channel is absolutely ridiculous, just really silly and stupid, and yet as I mentioned before there were many empty headed folks staring up at the sky and crying and singing along with the horrible song. They are able to believe in this stuff despite the singing and the hoaky bullshitness of all of it and I kind of wish I had that, you know? On one hand it's good to feel like I'm not being shepherded along by ridiculous fairytales and what have you, but on the other hand it sure seems like it would be nice to just believe in something like that. Then whenever life was shitty you could always say, "That's okay, Jesus will take care of me!" or when you're getting hung up in the trivial parts of life, of which there are many, you could say, "Well this doesn't matter, this is just stuff I have to do until I meet Jesus!" Or something like that. Oh well. Maybe after my lobotomy.

That's about it. Take care now, I'm sure you all mean well. Oh, but keep an eye on that singing guy with the mullet. I don't trust him. Don't give him any of your money. Toodles!

Yours in Christ,

Jason