Watched -- or to be more honest -- taped and watched the final episode of Joe Millionaire tonight. Goddamn reality tv, how do you get your claws in me again and again? Did I learn nothing from the Temptation Island fiasco? I haven't mentiond but I'm totally hooked on The Surreal Life, I got hooked on High School Reunion when they did their little marathon on Super Bowl Sunday and had to watch through the final episode last night, and then tonight I had to see the final episode of Joe Millionaire, even though I'd never seen even two minutes of an actual episode. And now that I watched it, all two fucking boring ass hours of it, I can't get that fucking dopey ape Evan's voice out of my head! It's driving me crazy! It's like one time Dan and I were driving down to Wendover and we always listened to stupid shit when we went down there, and this one time we decided to listen to Guns and Roses. After that no matter what we listened to, it all sounded like Axl.

And speaking of high school, how is it that Saturn commercials make me reminiscent of a time in my life that never happened? Like why am I thinking back on my Senior Prom and smiling when I watch that commercial, even though I know full well I never went to the Prom?

So yeah, anyway, I'm not doing the American Idol thing this season. I mean I've watched a couple of episodes here and there, but I'm not hooked and don't care. Not like last season. Actually the only point of the show is to sit around and make fun of the singers and that twit Paula Abdul, but I still feel dirty watching a show which has the sole purpose of creating more and more music that sounds just like everything else. But the Surreal Life, I don't feel dirty about that show at all. It's good. And I like ice cream, too. That's not a show, it's a food. A frozen dessert, you've probably heard of it. Chocolate, vanilla. There are other flavors too. Yup. I like ice cream.