that would make her my step-grandma

2001-05-21 - 3:22 p.m.

Yesterday seems like forever ago. I guess that's what a night of working with idiots will do for you. Yesterday I woke up after not enough sleep and headed over to Carl's place for his birthday. We barbequed and went to the park and tossed the frisbee around for a bit. Good times. My gang of dickhead friends spent most of the day giving me shit and making fun of me, but what the fuck. I guess it has to be my turn sometime. Then I went to work, feeling dehydrated and worn out and headachy. And work was long and boring, even though it was actually a pretty short night. I delivered to a family who had a kid that already has silver caps on his teeth at like age 7, so you know that kid is going to be a criminal for sure. I also delivered to a bitchy old cunt that apparently had her whole day ruined by not getting her chicken wings within thirty minutes. She starts giving me shit as soon as I got to the door, and when I was giving her her change I asked if she wanted the 44 cents too. She said, "Yes I do. You might have gotten a tip if it had been here in thirty minutes." I said, with my best sincere customer service attitude, "Well, I'm sorry about that," and she replied, "Not as sorry as I am." I thought to myself, obviously not as sorry as you are. Because I couldn't care less if you ever get your fucking wings, you sour old bitch. So I counted out her change and gave her about half of it in pennies just because she was a bitch. I don't get people like that, that act like the whole world is crumbling or act personally offended and insulted if they don't receive their food on time. And the shit wasn't that late either! I'm sure she's one of those people who thinks the whole world is out to get her. Oh well, who am I to try to convince her otherwise.

And on to the bummer news. My step-mom's mom (that would make her my step grandma) died last night. Sucks. She had a whole mess of medical problems, but it still came as a surprise. I really didn't know her as well as I would have liked to, but she was a really cool and funny woman and I'm going to miss her. I know that death is only bad for the people who are still alive than it is for the deceased, so I feel really bad for Kellie and all her sisters and family and everyone. So anyway, that's it. Sorry to end on such a downer note.


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